In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best alcohol puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
1. Bottoms Up: Hilarious Alcohol Puns and Dad Jokes to Keep the Party Going
1. Why did the beer go to school? To get a little “ale-cademic.”
2. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.
3. I used to be a bartender, but I couldn’t handle the competition.
4. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
5. What do you give a sick bird? A little tweet-ment.
6. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
7. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
8. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
9. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
10. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
2. Pour Decisions: The Top Alcohol Wordplays Guaranteed to Make You Laugh
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
2. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
3. The baker just returned from a team-building workshop. He said it was a great knead of time.
4. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
5. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
6. What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An orca-stra.
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
10. I’m writing a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
3. Sip Happens: Funny Boozy Puns That Will Have You Rolling
1. I’m glad I know sign language, it’s really handy.
2. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
4. Have you heard about that restaurant named Karma? There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
6. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
7. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
9. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
4. Cheers to Wit: The Best Alcohol Themed Jokes and Puns for Any Occasion
1. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
4. I would tell you a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
5. The secret service isn’t allowed to yell “Get down!” anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell “Donald, duck!”
6. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
7. I’m writing a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
8. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
9. Have you heard about that new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
10. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
5. From Barley to Bar: Clever and Amusing Alcohol Puns to Share with Your Drinking Buddies
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
3. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
4. I would tell you a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
5. I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
6. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
7. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
8. Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded some time to himself.
9. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
10. I’m glad I know sign language, it’s really handy.