In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best alaska puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
“Alas-ka, Here Are Some Ice-cold Alaska Puns to Make You Laugh”
1. Why did the glacier break up with the iceberg? It just needed some space.
2. What did the polar bear say when he slid down the glacier? Ice to meet you!
3. How do Alaskans stay warm in the winter? They go to the fleece market.
4. Why did the Alaska native bring a ladder to the Arctic? So he could climb to the top of the food chain.
5. What did the ice cube say to the glacier? You’re so cool!
6. How does an Alaskan tell time? With an ice watch.
7. Why don’t polar bears get lost in the snow? They have ice in their veins.
8. What do you call an Alaskan cow in the winter? An Eskimeadow.
9. How do Eskimos build their homes? Igloos it together.
10. Why did the Arctic fox bring a map to the North Pole? So he wouldn’t get frost-bit.
“From Snow Much Fun to Polar-ly Hilarious: The Best Alaska Wordplays”
1. What did the snowman say to the Arctic penguin? You’re cooler than ice!
2. Why did the snowball go to school? To get a little flakey.
3. What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs? Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
4. Why did the Eskimo bring a baseball bat to the North Pole? To play snowball!
5. How do you make a glacier laugh? Just snowball your jokes.
6. What does a snowman take when he’s sick? A chill pill.
7. Why is the Arctic Circle so cold? Because all the cool kids hang out there.
8. Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snow bank.
9. What do you call an Alaskan traveling in a blizzard? Snow-mad.
10. How do you know if it’s cold in Alaska? You see polar bears wearing parkas.
“Fur Real: These Alaska Dad Jokes Are Bear-y Funny”
1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
2. Why did the bear break up with his girlfriend? She was too grizzly.
3. Why don’t bears like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
4. What do you call a bear with no socks? Barefoot!
5. Why don’t polar bears get lost in the snow? They have a good sense of bear-ing.
6. How do you catch a fish in Alaska? Have someone throw it to you!
7. Why are bears such good investors? They always hibernate their money.
8. What’s a bear’s favorite type of nut? Almond, because it’s bear-y delicious.
9. Why was the bear staring at the toaster? He wanted his breakfast bear-y toasty.
10. How does a polar bear keep cool in the summer? By staying out of the sun.