In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best good morning puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Rise and PUNshine: Start Your Day with a Smile!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
3. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
6. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
7. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them!
8. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
9. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
10. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Puns of a Feather Flock Together: Hilarious Wordplays to Brighten Your Morning
1. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
2. Cremate the ones you love, at least you know they went out with a bang.
3. I’m friends with snakes. I know it’s a little reptile dysfunction, but they’re good critters.
4. The guy who invented autocorrect can rot in hello.
5. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
6. I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
7. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
8. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
9. Have you heard about those new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out.
10. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
“Yolk” Around with These Egg-cellent Good Morning Puns!
1. I can’t tell if the chicken is joking or cracking a yolk.
2. I heard the egg puns aren’t very good, are they? Egg-sactly!
3. What did one egg say to the other in a boiling pot of water? “Ouch, it’s getting hard in here!”
4. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Cadbury after a hard night of clubbing.
5. Why did the egg go to school? To get eggucated!
6. What do you call an egg who’s got a cold? An eggs-terminator!
7. I asked the egg if he wanted to come for a walk but it said “Egg-spect me to walk?”
8. Have you heard about the hen that could hypnotize? They say she could eggsidisze!
9. Why did the egg lose the talent show? Because it cracked under pressure!
10. Why did the egg hide? Because it was chicken!
From Brew-tiful Coffee Jokes to Punderful Wake-Up Calls: The Best Dad Jokes to Start Your Day
1. Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool.
2. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
3. What do you call sad coffee? Depresso.
4. A man walks into a coffee shop carrying a slice of asphalt under his arm. He tells the barista, “I’ll take a cup of coffee and one for the road.”
5. How does a coffee bean say goodbye? “Roast ya later!”
6. I would tell you a joke about coffee, but it’s grounds for dismissal.
7. Why did the coffee call the police? It got mugged!
8. Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”? They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig yet.
9. What do you call a bear that likes coffee? A brewin’ bear.
10. I’d tell you a joke about sodium, but Na.
Puntastic Ways to Say Good Morning and Spread Some Laughter
1. Have an egg-cellent day!
2. Rise and shine, it’s time to wine(d) down later!
3. Wake up and smell the coffee, because puns are brewing!
4. Good morning, donut forget to smile!
5. It’s brew-tiful morning, isn’t it?
6. Time to espresso yourself and have a latte fun today!
7. What’s up, buttercup? Just yolk-ing with you!
8. Donut worry, be happy – it’s a brand-new day!
9. Rise and grind, the day is calling!
10. Let’s toast to a great morning – may it be jam-packed with laughter!