In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best hog puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
1. “Hogging the Spotlight: The Top Hog Puns That Will Make You Snort in Laughter”
1. Why did the pig go to the casino? He heard the slots were bacon!
2. What do you call a pig who knows karate? Porkchop!
3. How do pigs write top secret messages? With invisible oink!
4. What do you call a pig that knows how to hit a baseball? Babe Ruthless!
5. Why was the pig always calm? He was a little pork-shy!
6. What do you get when you cross a pig and a tree? A pork chop!
7. How do pigs talk to each other? Using pig-tures!
8. What do you call a pig who’s a comedian? A ham-bone!
9. Why did the pig become an actor? He was tired of bringing home the bacon!
10. Why did the pig go to London? To see Big Ben (the clock, not his friend Ben)!
2. “Pigging Out on Puns: The Funniest Swine Wordplays”
1. What did the pig say on a hot summer day? I’m bacon!
2. How did the pig respond when asked about pig jokes? They’re always so boar-ing!
3. Why did the pig bring a ladder to the barbecue? He heard the steaks were high!
4. What’s a pig’s favorite ballet? Swine Lake!
5. Why did the pig wear sunglasses? He didn’t want to be recognized in the pork-parazzi photos!
6. What do you call a pig who knows magic? A ham-dini!
7. How do pigs communicate in code? They use oink-redible encryption!
8. What do you say to a pig who loves to read? “You’re a real page- turner!”
9. Why did the pig start a band? He wanted to play some oink-struments!
10. What do you call a pig in a sauna? A spa-ham!
3. “Hog Wild Humor: Dad Jokes That Will Have You Rolling in the Mud”
1. Why was the piglet always late? Because he was a little sow-poke!
2. What do you call a pig who loves to play video games? A joystick!
3. Why did the pig bring a pen to the barbecue? To sign his name on the grill!
4. Where does a pig go for vacation? The oink-A islands!
5. Why did the pig take up gardening? He heard it was sow relaxing!
6. What do you call a pig who loves to dance? A hokey-pokey!
7. Why did the pig go to the baseball game? He heard there was going to be a grand-slam!
8. What do you say to a pig who tells bad jokes? “You’re hogging all the humor!”
9. How do pigs greet each other on a sunny day? With a friendly oink-solation!
10. What do you call a pig who’s been working out? A pork-chop!
4. “Oink-tastic Wordplays: Hilarious Hog Puns That Will Crack You Up”
1. Why did the pig paint his house with stripes? He wanted to live in a pig-mentally colorful home!
2. What do you call a pig who loves technology? A silicon hog!
3. How do pigs stay in shape? They exercise with pork-outs!
4. Why did the pig wear a bow tie to the party? He wanted to look sow-phisticated!
5. What do you say to a pig who’s feeling down? “Cheer up, things will get better – I’m not just bacon it up!”
6. How do pigs send mail? With a hay-mail service!
7. Why did the pig join the circus? He heard there was going to be a circus swine!
8. What do you call a pig who plays piano? A piano-ham!
9. Why did the pig fly to Paris? For the Eiffel hog-tel view!
10. What do you say to a pig who just graduated? “Ham-azing job!”
5. “Bringing Home the Bacon: The Best Pig Jokes and Funny One-Liners”
1. Why did the pig go to the beach? He wanted to play in the sandy ham!
2. How do pigs win at poker? By bringing home the bacon!
3. Why did the pig’s phone ring twice? It was a call waiting for the pig-line!
4. What do you call a pig who plays guitar? A ham-bone player!
5. Why do pigs make great detectives? They always follow their gut instincts!
6. What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig!
7. Why did the pig bring an umbrella to the barbecue? In case of a light drizzle of my-rain!
8. Why did the pig cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken (but bacon instead)!
9. What did the pig say to the farmer on a hot day? “I’m bacon out here, can I please have a mud bath?”
10. What do you call a pig who loves to party? The life of the boar-becue!