In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best happy hour puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Pouring on the Puns: The Ultimate List of Happy Hour Wordplays
1. “I’m a fan of mixing my drinks, but not my messages.”
2. “I’m not a bartender, but I do love a good pour decision.”
3. “Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.”
4. “My favorite cocktail is the one I hold in my hand.”
5. “I’m not drunk, I’m just gravity challenged.”
6. “What’s a bartender’s favorite type of music? Mocktails.”
7. “The margarita wasn’t invited to the party because it was too salty.”
8. “I only drink on two occasions – when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.”
9. “Why was the cocktail conductor kicked out of orchestra? He kept hitting the gin.”
10. “I like my jokes like I like my cocktails – shaken, not stirred.”
Shake, Stir, and Giggle: Dad Jokes to Lighten Up Happy Hour
1. “Why did the whiskey refuse to hang out with the tequila? It couldn’t handle the shots.”
2. “I told a chemistry joke at happy hour, but there was no reaction.”
3. “Why was the rum always gone at the party? Because it was on a binge.”
4. “What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.”
5. “My bartender friend quit his job because he couldn’t handle the cocktails.”
6. “I don’t trust stairs at happy hour, they’re always up to something.”
7. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms during happy hour? Because they make up everything.”
8. “I asked the vodka to hang out, but it just kept saying ‘no, I’m on the rocks’.”
9. “I only drink double entendres – beer me.”
10. “I’m not a wine connoisseur, I’m a wine enthusiast. The difference is I spill less.”
Getting Tipsy on Humor: Funny Puns for Happy Hour Enthusiasts
1. “Why did the bartender break up with the margarita? It was too much of a salt.”
2. “I had to give up drinking because I got tired of waking up in the morning with wine teeth.”
3. “What’s a ghost’s favorite drink? Boos.”
4. “A man walked into a bar and asked for a gin and tonic. The bartender said, ‘That’s the spirit.'”
5. “I don’t drink on an empty stomach, I have too much to wine about.”
6. “I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a wine-aholic. We go to meetings together.”
7. “My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.”
8. “I can’t afford to go out drinking every night, so I just stay in and wine.”
9. “I like my beer like I like my software – updated regularly.”
10. “I’m not a religious person, but I do believe in wine-ing and dining.”