In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best push puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Push Puns: Pushing the Boundaries of Humor
1. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing.
2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
4. The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.
5. I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad.
6. I used to play tennis, but I kept losing my balls.
7. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
8. Cemeteries are the dead center of town.
9. I’m reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it.
10. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Punny Pushes: Wordplay at Its Finest
1. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
2. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
3. I’m writing a book about hurricanes. It’s a real page-turner.
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
8. I’m friends with a calendar. I get a date every month.
9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
10. I used to be a shoe salesman, but I lost my sole.
Dad Jokes Galore: The Funniest Push Puns
1. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
2. I’m friends with a calendar. I get a date every month.
3. I used to play tennis, but I kept losing my balls.
4. I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad.
5. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
6. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
8. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
9. I’m reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it.
10. How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.
Pushing for Laughs: Hilarious Wordplays
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
3. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.
6. I’m friends with a calendar. I get a date every month.
7. I’m reading a book about hurricanes. It’s a real page-turner.
8. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
9. Cemeteries are the dead center of town.
10. I used to play tennis, but I kept losing my balls.
Puns on Pushing: Making Light of Everyday Actions
1. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
3. I used to be a shoe salesman, but I lost my sole.
4. I’m friends with a calendar. I get a date every month.
5. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing.
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
8. I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad.
9. I used to play tennis, but I kept losing my balls.
10. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!