In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best danish puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Hilarious Herring: The Top Danish Fish Puns That Will Make You Lægh Out Loud
1. Why did the Danish fisherman go to the gym? To get herring in shape!
2. What do you call a fish that plays guitar? A bass player.
3. What’s a fish’s favorite instrument? The bassoon!
4. How do fish communicate underwater? They drop their lines!
5. Why don’t fish like basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net!
6. Did you hear about the fish that won an award? It was quite a reel achievement!
7. What kind of music do fish listen to? Something catchy!
8. Why don’t fish like to share? Because they’re shellfish!
9. How does a fish stay healthy? By exercising in the current!
10. Why couldn’t the fish finish its meal? It had too many scales to go through!
Fæntastic Fables: 10 Danish Dad Jokes That Will Have You Saying “Skål!”
1. I used to have a fear of speed bumps, but I got over it.
2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
3. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
4. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!
5. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
6. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
7. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
8. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
9. I would tell you a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
10. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
From Aarhus to Ålborg: Wordplays that Will Make Your Friends Jylland with Envy
1. I used to be a baker but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. I was addicted to hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
3. What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
4. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
5. The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
6. I used to be a shoe salesman, but I couldn’t fit the job.
7. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
8. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
9. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
10. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.