In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best senior puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Golden Oldies: Top 10 Hilarious Senior Puns That Will Make You Laugh
1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
2. I told my computer I needed a break, and it kept giving me “space”.
3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
4. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
5. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
6. I used to be a math teacher, but the writing was on the wall.
7. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
8. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
9. I used to be a shoe salesman until they gave me the boot.
10. I’m not a fan of weddings. They always seem forced.
Wrinkles & Wordplays: The Best Dad Jokes for Seniors
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
2. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
3. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
4. I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything in moderation.
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
6. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
7. My uncle’s funeral is on Friday. I’m going to jail, he insists on being buried in his favorite suit.
8. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.
9. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
10. I used to be a shoe salesman until they gave me the boot.
Aging with Humor: 5 Funny Wordplays for the Elderly
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
4. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
5. I used to be a shoe salesman until they gave me the boot.
Laugh Lines: Hilarious Senior Pun Jokes That Never Get Old
1. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
2. I used to be a math teacher, but the writing was on the wall.
3. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
4. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
5. I told my computer I needed a break, and it kept giving me “space”.
6. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
7. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
8. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
9. I used to be a shoe salesman until they gave me the boot.
10. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Wisdom & Wordplay: 10 Side-Splitting Puns for the Elderly
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
3. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
4. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
5. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
6. I told my computer I needed a break, and it kept giving me “space”.
7. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
8. I used to be a math teacher, but the writing was on the wall.
9. I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything in moderation.
10. I used to be a shoe salesman until they gave me the boot.