In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best native american puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Pow Wow Puns: Hilarious Native American Wordplays
1. Why did the Native American break up with his girlfriend? He couldn’t “bead” around the bush anymore.
2. What do you call a spiritual elk? A meditator.
3. How do Native Americans keep in touch with their ancestors? Through their “scalp” phones.
4. Why did the chief sit on the clock? To keep the “tribe” in check.
5. How did the Native American musician introduce himself? “I’m a Cherokee note.”
6. What did the buffalo say to his son before he left for college? Bison.
7. Why did the Native American go to the dentist? To get his “tepee” cleaned.
8. How do Native Americans stay warm in the winter? By sitting close to the “firewater.”
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
10. Why couldn’t the Native American break up with his laptop? It had too many “Apache” processes.
Teepee Ticklers: The Best Native American Dad Jokes
1. Why did the Native American bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
2. How do you know if a joke is funny in the Native American community? It’s “reserv”-ed for laughter.
3. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. How do Native Americans toss salads? With their “Cherokee” hands.
6. Why did the Native American refuse to play hide and seek? Because good players are always found.
7. Why did the Native American tribes never have online meetings? They prefer to “gather” in person.
8. Why was the archaeologist always calm? He had a lot of bones to pick.
9. Why couldn’t the Native American stand the sight of lobsters at the seafood restaurant? They were too “shellfish.”
10. What do you call a bear with no ears? B.