In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best quilting puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
1. “Stitching Up a Storm: The Top Quilting Puns to Make You LOL”
1. What do you call a quilting dinosaur? A Velociripper!
2. Why did the quilter always carry a ruler? To rule out any mistakes!
3. How do quilting bees communicate? They use the sewing machine to send text-stitches.
4. Why did the patchwork quilt go to therapy? It had too many emotional squares!
5. What did the quilter say when she finished her masterpiece? “This is sew amazing!”
6. Why did the thread go to school? It wanted to get a little bobbincation.
7. What’s a quilter’s favorite game? Sew-doku!
8. Why was the quilter always calm during a storm? Because she knew how to handle any patch of bad weather.
9. What do you call a quilt that’s a fan of rap music? A Quilt-T!
10. Why did the sewing circle break up? It just couldn’t hold itself together!
2. “Sew Funny: Hilarious Quilting Dad Jokes That Will Have You in Stitches”
1. What do you call a quilt that tells jokes? A stitch-up comedian!
2. Why did the needle go to school? It wanted to get a little edubobbincation!
3. What do you say to a quilter on their birthday? “Have a sew-tastic day!”
4. What’s a quilter’s favorite type of music? R&B (Ruffles and Bobbins)!
5. Why was the quilt so good at playing poker? It always had a great hand!
6. Why do quilters make great detectives? They always follow the thread of the crime!
7. How did the quilter scare off the ghosts? She showed them her boo-tiful quilts!
8. What do you call a nervous piece of fabric? A little unhem-stitched!
9. Why did the quilt go to the doctor? It was feeling a little under the seams.
10. Why was the quilter always calm during stressful times? Because she knew how to stay quiltey!
3. “Quilt-y as Charged: The Best Wordplay Puns for Quilting Enthusiasts”
1. What did the quilt say to the fabric? “You’re so interfacing!”
2. Why did the quilter bring a ladder to the sewing room? So she could thread the needle!
3. Why did the quilt get invited to all the parties? Because it was a real patchwork animal!
4. Why was the quilter terrible at poker? She always folded!
5. What do you call a group of quilters gossiping? A sew-ciety!
6. Why was the patchwork quilt always so calm? It practiced a little piece-keeping
7. Why did the quilter always have a positive attitude? She was always in the mood to quilt and bear it!
8. Why did the quilter break up with her sewing machine? It just didn’t seam right.
9. What did the quilt say to the bed? “You’re the perfect cover-up for me!”
10. Why was the quilter’s garden always so beautiful? Because she knew how to pick a mean seamstress!
4. “Get Patched In: Side-Splitting Quilting Puns That Will Quilt Your Day”
1. Why did the quilter always carry a spoon? In case she needed to sew a button!
2. What did the fabric say to the needle? “You really pin me down!”
3. Why did the quilter go to the bar? To have a few stitches!
4. Why was the quilting bee so good at poker? It always had a full house!
5. What’s a quilter’s favorite TV show? “Sewing Bee” of course!
6. How did the quilter repair the friendship? With a little patch-up job!
7. Why was the thread always running late? It had too many loose ends!
8. Why did the quilter bring a glass of water to the sewing room? In case she got a little too bobbins!
9. What do you call a quilt that’s not telling the truth? Fabric-ation!
10. Why did the quilter refuse to give up sewing? She was stitched on it!
5. “Pun Intended: Laugh Out Loud with These Funny Quilting Jokes and Puns”
1. How did the quilter fix the broken relationship? With a little mend therapy!
2. Why was the quilting bee always so good at math? It knew how to quilt-iply!
3. What do you call a quilt that plays the guitar? A strum-and-quilt!
4. Why did the quilter always have a million dollars? She knew how to make cents of it!
5. What did the quilter say to the spool of thread? “You’re my bobbin-mate!”
6. How do you get a quilter to leave your house? Take away the seamstress!
7. Why did the quilter get lost in the fabric store? She couldn’t find her way out of the bolt aisle!
8. What’s a quilter’s favorite dessert? Piecing-pie!
9. How did the quilt stop the runaway train? By pulling the emergency quilt!
10. Why did the quilter become a stand-up comedian? Because she knew how to thread the line between humor and fabric!