In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best librarian puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
“Shushing the Competition: The Top 10 Librarian Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches”
1. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked!
2. What do you call a parade of books? A bookworm!
3. How did the librarian win the race? She took the lead in the Dewey Decimal dash!
4. Why did the librarian slip and fall? She lost her balance.
5. What do you call a librarian who is also a comedian? A pun-dit!
6. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a spine condition!
7. Why do librarians love mysteries? Because they always know how to solve them!
8. How does the library organize a party? They book it.
9. What did the librarian say to the noisy book? “Shhh, be quiet!”
10. Why couldn’t the librarian play hide and seek? Because good hiding spots are overdue.
“Bookworm Bantz: Hilarious Wordplay and Dad Jokes Only Librarians Would Understand”
1. Why did the book go to the therapist? It had too many unresolved issues.
2. What do you call a pile of books? A shelfie!
3. Why did the librarian go to the hospital? She had a case of overdue fees.
4. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
5. What did the librarian say to the book thief? “You can check them out, but you can’t take them home!”
6. What do you call a sheep covered in books? A book baa-aa-aa!
7. Why was the librarian always calm? Because she knew how to handle books with care.
8. How do you catch a runaway book? With the help of the shelfie police!
9. Why do librarians make terrible comedians? Because their jokes are always overdue.
10. What did the detective book say to the librarian? “I’m looking for clues on the shelf!”
“Checking Out the LOLs: The Funniest Puns Every Book Lover Needs to Hear”
1. Why did the librarian cry during the movie? It was a tear-jerker.
2. What do you call a book club that’s been stuck in traffic? The readers’ digest!
3. Why did the dictionary break up with the thesaurus? They couldn’t find the right words.
4. Why did the book get a job at the bakery? It had too many crumbs!
5. What do you call a ghost writer in the library? An inkvisible author!
6. Why did the librarian bring a ladder to work? To reach the high shelves!
7. How do you make a book laugh? Tickle its spine!
8. Why did the book go to therapy? It had too many plot twists.
9. What do librarians use to keep track of time? Bookmarks!
10. How do you fix a broken book? With book-binding glue!
“Card Catalog Comedy: Laugh Out Loud with These Librarian Puns and Jokes”
1. Why did the librarian bring a backpack to work? For all the bookings!
2. What do you call a library that is also a zoo? A bookworm menagerie!
3. Why was the librarian always calm? Because she had a lot of shelf control.
4. How do you make a librarian laugh on their birthday? Give them a book of puns!
5. Why did the book go to dance class? It wanted to learn the spine-cha-cha!
6. What do you call a librarian who loves to cook? A bookmark chef!
7. Why was the poetry book always emotional? It had too many feelings.
8. Why are librarians good at solving mysteries? They always know where to look.
9. How does a book propose to another book? With a ring binder!
10. Why did the math book go to the beach? To work on its tan pages!
“From Dewey Decimal to Dorky Ditties: The Ultimate List of Librarian Puns Guaranteed to Make You Giggle”
1. Why did the librarian become a teacher? She wanted to bookmark the minds of future generations.
2. What do you call a librarian who loves to travel? A book wanderlust!
3. Why did the book go to the doctor? It needed a cover-up for its plot holes.
4. What do you call a group of book lovers? A novel club!
5. Why did the librarian refuse to work late? She had a strict—ly schedule!
6. Why was the dictionary so popular with other books? It had all the definitions to their problems.
7. How does a book introduce itself in a library? By its spine-teresting title!
8. Why did the library hire a comedienne? To keep the shelves laughing!
9. What do you call a romantic book? A novel affair!
10. Why was the detective book a terrible employee? It always closed the case without checking out all the clues.