In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best taco puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Taco ’bout hilarious: The top taco puns that will make you laugh out loud
1. Why did the taco go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a shell of a good time!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese – it’s for my taco!
3. How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray.
4. Why did the taco bring toilet paper to the party? In queso emergency.
5. What do you call a sad taco? A teardrop.
6. How do you make a taco sad? Make it shell-shocked.
7. I’m not a taco expert, but I know a little guac-ward when I see it.
8. Why don’t tacos ever win at poker? Because they always throw in the guac.
9. What do you get when you cross a taco with an octopus? A taco-pus.
10. Did you hear about the taco that couldn’t stop dancing? It had too much salsa in its pants!
Let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout: The ultimate list of taco dad jokes
1. Why did the taco go to school? To get a little extra guac-u-cation.
2. How do you fix a broken taco? With some taco-duct tape.
3. What do you call a group of musical tacos? A mariachi bandito.
4. Why did the taco refuse to fight? It didn’t want to start beef.
5. What did one taco say to the other taco during the race? Let’s guac and roll!
6. How do you know if someone loves tacos? They shell-ebrate Taco Tuesday every week.
7. Why did the taco go to the dentist? Because it lost a filling.
8. What’s a taco’s favorite dessert? Ice cream taco-nes.
9. Why did the taco sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the salsa.
10. How do you flirt with a taco? You shell them they’re hot stuff.
A-maize-ing wordplays: Taco puns that will shell-shock you
1. What do you call a group of tacos performing a dance? The Salsa Squad.
2. Why did the taco dress up as a ghost? It wanted to be a taco-boo.
3. What do you call a taco that wears a suit? A sharp-dressed taco.
4. How do you make a taco laugh? Tell it a corny joke.
5. What did the taco say to the tortilla? Don’t fold under pressure!
6. How can you spot a taco from a mile away? It stands out a-shell.
7. Why did the taco go on a road trip? For the taco-tunity to explore new fillings.
8. What do you call a taco that can play the guitar? A roqueta.
9. Why was the taco always calm? It had a good shell-f-control.
10. How did the taco propose to the burrito? With a taco-shell ring.
From salsa to guac: Funny taco wordplays that will have you in stitches
1. What do you call two tacos playing catch? A shell game.
2. Why did the taco go to space? To see the whole guac-tacular view.
3. How do you make a taco stand? Just give it a little taco-holder.
4. What do you call a taco that’s out of shape? A flabby taco.
5. Why did the taco go to the bank? It wanted to make a guac-count deposit.
6. How do you fix a broken taco? With a taco-tape.
7. What do you call a baby taco? A small fry.
8. Why did the taco go to the barbershop? It wanted a little off the top.
9. How do you know if a taco is mad at you? It starts throwing lettuce around.
10. Why did the taco break up with the tortilla? It felt too wrapped up in itself.
Holy guacamole! The most pun-believable taco jokes that will make your day
1. Why was the taco in a hurry? It had a quesadilla to catch.
2. How do you apologize to a taco? You say you’re sorry for guac-ing its world.
3. What do you call a taco with a lot of attitude? A taco terriblé.
4. Why did the taco go to the art museum? To taco-ver some culture.
5. How did the taco become an astronaut? It took some giant lime steps.
6. What do you call a taco with an artistic touch? A pic-taco.
7. Why did the taco tell the joke? It wanted to taco ’bout something funny.
8. What do you call a taco that’s always chasing after things? A taco hawk.
9. Why did the taco bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to taco ’bout reaching new heights.
10. What do you call a taco detective? A salsa gumshoe.