In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best building puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
“Raising the Roof with Hilarious Building Puns: A Construction of Laughter”
1. I used to be a construction worker, but I couldn’t handle the stress. Now I’m a builder because I like to keep my walls up.
2. Why did the roofer refuse to play cards? Because he was afraid of a leak in his hand!
3. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
4. Why don’t construction workers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’ve got a stud finder!
5. I asked my contractor to build me a bridge out of playing cards. He said it was a deck-sion he couldn’t make.
6. Why did the construction worker get divorced? Because he had too many joists on the side.
7. What did the wall say to the ceiling? “I’ve got you covered!”
8. I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles. My next bathroom trip could spell disaster!
9. I used to work at a hot dog factory, but I couldn’t make ends meet. So I became an architecture to build a better future.
10. The concrete telephone was so strong because it was made of granitel!
“Walls of Laughter: The Best Building Dad Jokes That Will Floor You”
1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
4. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
5. Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!
6. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on a head!
7. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
8. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
9. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
10. I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward for her.
“Brick by Brick: The Ultimate List of Funny Building Wordplays”
1. The two pianists had a good marriage. They always struck a chord.
2. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
3. The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
4. The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.
5. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
6. My friend is a good baker because he really kneads the dough.
7. I’m teaching my dog to dance. He’s got some great bow wow moves.
8. I used to be a baker, but couldn’t make enough dough.
9. I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward for her.
10. The math teacher started rooting for the square root in a heated number battle.
“Construction Comedy: Hilarious Puns That Will Beam Up Your Day”
1. The first time I got a universal remote, I thought to myself, “This changes everything!”
2. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? Because it lost its bearings.
3. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
4. I would love to change the world but they won’t give me the source code.
5. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
6. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
7. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
8. Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something.
9. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.
10. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
“Roof-Raising Humor: The Funniest Building Jokes That Will Make You Guffaw”
1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
2. I was gonna tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
3. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up!
4. Dry erase boards are remarkable.
5. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
6. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
7. The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.
8. What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless.
9. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
10. The math teacher started rooting for the square root in a heated number battle.