In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best season puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Sunny Side Up: Hilarious Summer Puns to Keep You Laughing
1. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
2. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
3. Did you hear about the vegetable that became a detective? It was an undercover cop.
4. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
5. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
8. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
9. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
10. Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? She’s going to have her baby in the spring.
Fall-ing for These Autumn Puns: The Funniest Wordplays of the Season
1. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of music? Straw-n-berry.
2. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Why do trees hate tests? Because they always get stumped!
5. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
6. Why do birds fly south in the fall? Because it’s too far to walk!
7. What type of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals.
8. Did you hear about the inventor of knock-knock jokes? He won the no-bell prize!
9. Why did the apple pie break up with the pumpkin pie? It just wasn’t the right season.
10. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Winter Wonderland of Puns: Dad Jokes that Will Warm Your Heart
1. Can February March? No, but April May!
2. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
3. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!
4. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
5. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
6. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find!
7. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast!
8. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
9. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
10. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.
Spring into Laughter: The Best Seasonal Wordplay to Make You Smile
1. What kind of flower doesn’t sleep at night? Day-zies!
2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
3. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line.
4. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
5. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. How does a cow get to the mooooooon? It takes a rocket!
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Forecast Calls for Puns: Weather-related Jokes Guaranteed to Brighten Your Day
1. How do hurricanes see? With one eye!
2. Which wind is the most talkative? A breeze!
3. How does a cloud wear its hat? Cloudy-side up!
4. What type of lightning likes to play sports? Thunderbolts!
5. Why did the storm chase the supercell? It heard there was a twister inside!
6. How do raindrops stay in touch? They use cell drizzles!
7. Why was the weather report so windy? It kept changing the forecast!
8. What did the fog say to the light rain shower? I misted you!
9. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!