In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best mead puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Mead Madness: A Hive of Hilarious Honey Puns
1. What do you call a bee who is a sore loser? A cry-bumble bee.
2. Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
3. Why did the bee go to school? To get his buzz degree.
4. How do bees stay in shape? They do a lot of hive-aerobics.
5. What did the bee say to his crush? “You’re the bee’s knees!”
6. Why did the bee get in trouble at school? He was caught buzzing in class.
7. What do you call a bear who loves mead? A honey-chugger.
8. Why don’t bees ever get into trouble? Because they always mind their own buzzness.
9. What did the bee say when he landed on a flower? “Buzz off, I was just pollen my feet.”
10. What’s a bee’s favorite type of music? Bee-bop.
Pour-ly Punned: Mead Jokes That Sting (in a Good Way)
1. What do you call a bee who likes to cook? Chef-sting.
2. What’s a bee’s favorite sport? Rug-bee.
3. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
4. What do you call a bee who is a con artist? A honey-trickster.
5. Why did the bee get a speeding ticket? He was caught pollinating over the limit.
6. What do you call a bee who is always talking about the latest gossip? A buzz-ybody.
7. How do bees communicate with each other? Through bee-mail.
8. What did the queen bee say to the lazy worker bee? “Stop bee-hind around!”
9. Why are bees such good dancers? They have all the right buzz moves.
10. What do you call a bee who is always borrowing things? A bee-rrower.
Buzzing with Laughter: The Sweetest Mead Wordplays
1. Honey, I’m home!
2. Beelieve in yourself.
3. Beeginning to feel like summer.
4. Bee good, bee kind.
5. Buzz off, I’m trying to bee-have.
6. The bees knees.
7. I’m pollen your leg.
8. Don’t bee shy, buzz me later.
9. Mead me at the bar.
10. Hive seen it all before.
Sip & Giggle: Dad Jokes for Mead Lovers
1. Why did the bee go to the bar? To get a buzz.
2. Why was the mead always running late? It was stuck in traffic.
3. What do you get when you mix mead and laughter? A honey-larious time.
4. Why is mead the best drink at a party? It always creates a buzz.
5. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
6. What do you call a bear who loves to dance? The cha-cha-chugger.
7. Why did the bee go to therapy? It had too much buzz-iness to handle.
8. Why did the beekeeper get promoted? Because he was the king of the hive.
9. What do you call a bee who is always singing? A hum-mingbird.
10. Why did the bee get out of bed? To seize the day and make some honey.
Medieval Mead-ley: Funny Puns for the Renaissance Drinker
1. All’s mead that ends mead.
2. Mead merry, mead bright.
3. Mead me at the joust.
4. Mead-ieval times are the best times.
5. Mead as a bee, sting like a bee.
6. If you’re in a mead-ieval mood, grab a cup and let’s toast.
7. The mead hath no fury like a hornet scorned.
8. A jester, a knight, and a mead-maker walk into a bar…
9. To bee or not to bee, that is the mead question.
10. A dragon, a maiden, and a barrel of mead walk into a tavern…