In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best singapore puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
“Lion City Laughs: The Funniest Singapore Puns and Wordplays”
1. Why did the Singaporean ghost go to the party? He heard they had a boo-tiful view of the skyline.
2. How does a Singaporean baby practice self-care? By having a Merlion bubble bath.
3. What do you call a line of ants at the hawker center? A queue-kwa.
4. Why did the durian break up with the rambutan? They just weren’t the perfect pear.
5. Why did the Singaporean astronaut bring a durian to space? In case he needed some stardurian fuel.
6. What did the tourist say to the Merlion? “Water you looking at?”
7. Why did the Singaporean chef bring a ruler to the kitchen? To measure the laksa-minute details.
8. How do Singaporean couples communicate from opposite sides of the street? They use a Sentosa-message.
9. Which superhero is Singapore’s favorite? Spidercat – he saves the city from mice and cockroaches.
10. What do you call a patriotic Singaporean who loves wordplay? A “pun-demic” supporter.
“Singapore Silliness: Dad Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Groan”
1. Why are Singaporean ghosts always so polite? They have good ghostly manners.
2. What do you call a chicken in Little India? A naan-clucker.
3. Why did the lion get lost in the CBD? He didn’t have a paws-port.
4. How do Singaporeans enjoy their TV shows? They watch it on the Lau Pa Sat.
5. Why did the otter cross the road in Marina Bay? To get to the otter side.
6. What do you call a bear that loves bubble tea? A “boba” bear.
7. Why was the taxi driver always in a hurry? He had a fare-ocious appetite.
8. What do you call a map of the different hawker centers in Singapore? A foodograph.
9. How did the Singaporean frog get to Orchard Road? He hopped on the MRT (Most Ribbitting Train).
10. Why did the durian call the papaya? Because they had a fruit-ful conversation.
“Humorous Merlion Moments: Wordplays About Singapore’s Famous Landmarks”
1. What did the Merlion say when it won an award? “I’m fin-tastic!”
2. Why was the Merlion always tired? It had a lot on its crest.
3. What did the Singaporean tour guide say at the end of the river cruise? “I hope you had a whale of a time!”
4. Why did the bullet train stop at Marina Bay Sands? It needed to refuel at the Merlion station.
5. What did the durian tree say to the Merlion statue? “You’re my spikey idol.”
6. Why did the Merlion wear sunglasses? To hide its scales.
7. What did the Merlion do when it felt lonely? It made new friends at the Singapore Flyer.
8. Why was the Merlion always calm during storms? It had a sea-rious attitude.
9. What do you call a Merlion that loves to dance? A “mer-dancer.”
10. Why did the Merlion refuse to go on a diet? It said, “I’m mer-mazing just the way I am.”
“Makan and Merriment: Foodie Puns That Will Leave You Hungry for More”
1. Why did the chicken rice blush? It saw the soy sauce.
2. How did the laksa propose to the curry puff? With a karipap ring.
3. Why was the pineapple tart always the life of the party? Because it had a jam-packed personality.
4. What did the durian say to the coconut? “You crack me up!”
5. How did the durian get invited to the fruit party? It had a prickly charm.
6. Why did the prata win the cooking competition? It had the perfect flip technique.
7. What did the roti prata whisper to the curry? “You spice up my life.”
8. How do you make a durian laugh? Tickly its spikes.
9. Why did the chili crab refuse to share its secrets? It said, “It’s my shell-ebrity recipe.”
10. What did the durian say to the fruit salad? “I’m the star of the dish!”
“Changi Chuckles: Hilarious Jokes About Singapore’s World-renowned Airport”
1. Why did the baggage claim area break up with the conveyor belt? It couldn’t handle the baggage anymore.
2. What did the airplane say to the runway? “I’ll take off now, but I’ll land my jokes later.”
3. Why was the luggage always late for its flight? It had too much baggage to carry.
4. How did the luggage feel after a long flight? Bag-tired but still rolling.
5. What did the boarding pass say to the passport? “Let’s embark on a new journey together.”
6. Why did the pilot always have a packed lunch? To avoid the “sky-high” airport food prices.
7. What did the air traffic controller say to the incoming plane? “You’re cleared for landing… and bad puns.”
8. How does Changi Airport stay so organized? It has a terminal case of OCD (Orderly Control of Departures).
9. Why did the airplane bring a dictionary to the airport? It wanted to expand its “air-terms” vocabulary.
10. What did the departure gate say to the arrival gate? “I’ll see you on the flip side!”