In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best shots puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Bottoms Up: Hilarious Shot Puns to Make Your Friends Laugh
1. “Tequila Mockingbird”
2. “Gin and bear it”
3. “Whiskey Business”
4. “Sake to me”
5. “Vodka Lotta Love”
6. “Rum Forrest Rum”
7. “Bourbon to be wild”
8. “Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder”
9. “Scotch and soda-licious”
10. “Irish I had another shot”
Drink, Drank, Pun: The Top Shot Jokes Guaranteed to Impress at the Bar
1. “Shots, shots, shots, everybody!”
2. “Margarita Ville”
3. “Cosmopolitan is my middle name”
4. “Long Island Iced T-t-t-tea”
5. “Man-mosas all day”
6. “Pina colada-bout you all day”
7. “Here for the beer-tini”
8. “Appletini no thank-you-tini”
9. “Martini me away”
10. “Old Fashioned but never out of style”
Pour Some Laughs: The Funniest Wordplay Shots You Need to Try
1. “Shots-fired beer pong”
2. “Mint Julep-breaking”
3. “White Russian-doll”
4. “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, fish bowl”
5. “Tequila sunrise – not my son”
6. “Martini: you’re so unbearably stunning”
7. “Screwdriver: no workman this!”
8. “Mojito: mint to be”
9. “Pink gin in your turban”
10. “Jello shots: shock me”
Shots of Humor: Dad Jokes and Puns for Your Next Drinking Game
1. “Minnesota Fats: a Long Island iced fisherman”
2. “Bartender, please age my whiskey up a few years…”
3. “Socks shot glasses: toasting your sole to soul mates”
4. “Drunk on hootch: those cocktails in the forest”
5. “Aqua lung: it’s cocktail o’clock underwater!”
6. “Balcon-en-y: my balcony is a cocktail bar”
7. “Can’t make it outside? Bring the cocktail to you: internal cocktails!”
8. “Rebarref: whiskey merges with gin”
9. “Pogon-moji: facial hair and martini evolution!”
10. “The road to whiskey tasting: a scenic Long Island trip”
Raise a Glass to Pun-ny Moments: The Best Shot Puns for Any Occasion
1. “The Drunken Donut Hole: a cocktail of laughter”
2. “County Dublin: brewing vodka”
3. “Yeasty mixed-drinks: beer cocktails for everyone”
4. “Beer helmet: my party cup is my roof”
5. “Cocktail cape negotiation: drinks are flying!”
6. “Between gin and beardliness: a martini evolution”
7. “The singles’ game: drinking all day, every Bay”
8. “Bar’d fight: cocktail battle meet-up”
9. “Lime-lighter: cocktail blurrystar”
10. “Drunken capsized: perpetual cocktail storming”