In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best driving puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
“Hit the Road with Laughs: The Top Driving Puns That Will Drive You Crazy”
1. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
2. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
5. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
6. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
7. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
8. Have you heard about that restaurant on the Moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
10. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
“Pump the Brakes: Hilarious Dad Jokes for Your Next Car Ride”
1. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
4. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
5. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
6. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
7. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
9. Have you heard about that restaurant on the Moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
10. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
“Funny Fuel: Wordplay Puns That Will Keep You Rolling”
1. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
2. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
3. My new haircut is driving me up the wall. It’s growing on me.
4. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
5. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
6. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
7. I would tell you a joke about the ocean, but it’s too current.
8. I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
9. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
10. The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.