In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best cold weather puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Ice, Ice, Baby: The Coolest Cold Weather Puns
1. Why did the icicle go to school? It wanted to be a little sharper.
2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
3. Why do seals swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.
4. How do snow angels greet each other? They say “Halo there!”
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
6. What’s a snowman’s favorite cereal? Frosted Flakes.
7. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
8. How do snowmen get around? By riding an icicle.
9. What does a snowman take when he gets sick? An ice-olation day.
10. Why did the snowman break up with the snowwoman? She was too cold-hearted.
Snow Laughing Matter: Hilarious Snow Puns and Dad Jokes
1. Did you hear about the winter sports cancelation? It was snow laughing matter.
2. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because he bites ‘snow’ hard.
3. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
4. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
5. Why did the snowman bring a shovel to the party? He heard they were going to ‘chill’ drinks.
6. How does a snowman keep his pants up? With an ‘ice’ belt.
7. What do snowmen do on weekends? Chill out.
8. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up in the snow? It was ‘two-tired.’
9. What do snowmen yell when they’re excited? Ice, ice, baby!
10. How do you know if there are aliens in the snow? You see crop circles in the ice.
Chill Out with These Winter Wordplays and Puns
1. Why was the snowman looking at the map? He wanted to find his snow way.
2. What do snowmen wear to keep warm? Ice-olated jackets.
3. How does a snowman get around town? By ‘ice’ quicle.
4. Why was the snowman smiling at the rainbow? He heard there was pot of ice at the end.
5. What do snowmen use to hitch a ride? Their thumb-er.
6. How does the snowman stay in shape? By doing the ‘ice-solation workout.
7. What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrot?
8. What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
9. Why do snowmen always carry wallets? They only have frostbite.
10. Where do snowmen keep their money? In the snow bank.
Frosty Fun: The Best Cold Weather Funny Puns
1. Why did the snowman bring a hairdryer to the beach? He wanted to stay cool.
2. How does a snowman get to work? By icicle.
3. What part of a snowman is the coldest? His chill button.
4. What did one snowman say to the other? “You’re looking a little blue.”
5. Why do snowmen make terrible spies? They’re too easy to spot.
6. What do you call a snowman party? A snowball.
7. Why do snowmen love the cold? They’re just chillin’.
8. What did the snowman order at the fast-food restaurant? An ice-burger with extra frost.
9. How do you mend a broken snowman? With a snowplow.
10. Why did the snowman turn down a drink? He already had too many ‘ice’ cubes.
Winter Wordsmith: Witty Pun-derful Jokes for Chilly Days
1. Where do snowmen go to dance? The snowball.
2. Why was the snowman so happy? He heard snowflakes were flakey.
3. What do you call a person who loves the cold weather? A snow-maniac.
4. Why did the snowman go to the bank? To check his snow balance.
5. How does a snowman get to work? By icicle.
6. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
7. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because he bites ‘snow’ hard.
8. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints.
9. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up in the snow? It was ‘two-tired.’
10. What do snowmen do when they hear a good joke? They crack up.