In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best lab puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Breaking Beakers: The Ultimate List of Lab Puns
1. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
2. Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything!
3. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
4. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
5. Sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!
6. What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
7. I told a joke about a noble gas… There was no reaction.
8. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They’re cheaper than day rates!
9. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
10. Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, “AU, get outta here!”
Science Lab Humor: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Test Tube Over
1. Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
2. Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar!
3. Want to hear a joke about potassium? K.
4. I would tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones… argon.
5. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
6. What happened to the man who was cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
7. What will happen if you throw sodium chloride at Batman? He will be a salted man.
8. I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
9. What do you call iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.
10. You should never trust atoms, they make up everything!
Funny Chemistry Puns That Will Have You Electron With Laughter
1. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
3. I tried to make a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
4. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They’re cheaper than day rates!
5. What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, you might as well barium.
6. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
7. What is the Holtzman effect in physics? When nobody’s home.
8. I told a joke about a noble gas once. There was no reaction.
9. Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who visited 30 different countries and spoke 6 languages? He was a man of many cultures.
10. I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.