In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best cocoa puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Cocoa-crazy: The top cocoa puns that will make you laugh out loud
1. I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool cocoa mom.
2. Cocoa, the official drink of s’more problems.
3. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cocoa. And that’s pretty much the same thing.
4. Life happens, chocolate helps.
5. I don’t have a sweet tooth, I have a cocoa fang.
6. Cocoa: The only thing that can turn a bad day into a good night.
7. I like my cocoa like I like my jokes – dark and rich.
8. Don’t be a drip, have some cocoa.
9. Cocoa: The liquid hug for your brain.
10. When life gives you lemons, throw them out and make yourself a cup of cocoa.
Sweet and Hilarious: The best cocoa dad jokes you need in your life
1. Why did the cocoa file a police report? It was mugged.
2. How do you stay warm in a cold room? You drink hot cocoa.
3. Why couldn’t the cocoa go to the party? It was grounded.
4. What do you call a sad cup of cocoa? A mug of sorrow.
5. Why did the cocoa break up with the coffee? It couldn’t espresso its feelings.
6. How does cocoa spell its name? H-O-T C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E.
7. Why did the cocoa fail the math test? It didn’t know how to multiply.
8. What does cocoa do when it’s cold outside? It cocoons itself in a blanket.
9. Why was the cocoa sad? It had too many marsh-mellows.
10. What did the cocoa say to the cookie? You’re one tough chocolate chip to crumble.
Stirring up laughter: Cocoa wordplays that will have you in stitches
1. Cocoa is a hug in a mug, or as I like to call it, a “mug hug”.
2. When I need a pick-me-up, I reach for a cup of cocoa – because life’s too short for bad chocolate.
3. Cocoa is the only thing that can solve my problems – one sip at a time.
4. Hot cocoa has protein, right? Asking for a friend who’s trying to justify their chocolate addiction.
5. Once you go cocoa, you don’t go back-oa.
6. Is there such a thing as too much cocoa? Asking for a friend who’s on their third cup today.
7. How do you know if your cocoa is too hot? When it starts steaming up the place.
8. Cocoa: the drink that warms your soul and your hands.
9. Who needs sunshine when you have a cup of cocoa to brighten your day?
10. When life gives you cocoa, make hot chocolate.