In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best wine puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Uncorking the Laughs: The Top Wine Puns to Make You Chuckle
1. I’m not a wino, I’m a wineyes.
2. I’m sorry for what I said when I was wine drunk.
3. Wine a little, laugh a lot.
4. I like my grapes crushed and my wine uncorked.
5. I’m on cloud wine when I’m sipping on a glass.
6. You can’t sip with us.
7. I’m aging like fine wine, getting better with time.
8. Wine not? It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
9. I have mixed drinks about feelings, but I prefer wine puns.
10. I’m merlot in love with wine.
Sip Sip Hooray: Hilarious Wine Dad Jokes That Will Get a Grape Laugh
1. I’m not a regular dad, I’m a vin-tage dad.
2. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
3. What do you call a sad bottle of wine? Mer-sad eh.
4. Why was the grape mad? It was wine-ing all day.
5. I drank so much wine that I’m feeling grape tonight.
6. What did one grape say to the other? Nothing, they just wineced at each other.
7. I’m like a good bottle of wine, I always give 100 percent.
8. I’m aging like a fine wine, but I’m still full-bodied.
9. What do you call a bear without a toothache? A grape.
10. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine and that’s kind of the same thing.
Pour Decisions: Witty Wordplays and Puns for Wine Lovers
1. In wine, there’s truth. In beer, there’s deceit. In water, there’s bacteria.
2. I make pour decisions when I’m thirsty for a good glass of wine.
3. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
4. What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
5. I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need wine.
6. Why did the wine file for divorce? It had too many cork issues.
7. Wine not? It’s time to uncork and unwind.
8. I’m a little bitter, but I’m grape at heart.
9. I need some wine therapy, stat.
10. You had me at merlot.
From Vine to Wine: Funny and Clever Wine Puns That Will Leave You In Stitches
1. You had me at merlot and kept me at pinot.
2. Why did the grape break up with the raisin? It was tired of the same old wine and dine.
3. Life is too short to drink bad wine.
4. I like my puns like I like my wine – a little corky.
5. I’m not a wine snob, I’m a wine aficionado.
6. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
7. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
8. My wine is not in a bottle, it’s in a crystal ball – it knows all my secrets.
9. I’m aging like a fine wine, getting better with each year.
10. Why did the grape go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.
Bottled Up Laughter: The Best Wine Themed Jokes and Puns for Your Next Tasting Party
1. What do you call a group of adults sipping on wine? A grape session.
2. Do you speak French? Oui, I do – especially when it comes to wine.
3. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
4. Don’t worry, be claret.
5. I’m not a wino, I’m a wine collector.
6. In wine, there’s wisdom. In beer, there’s freedom. In water, there’s bacteria.
7. I’m aging like fine wine, smooth and full-bodied.
8. Why did the wine lover break up with the grape? It was tired of the crush.
9. I’m aging gracefully, just like a bottle of vintage wine.
10. What does a wine taster hate the most? A cork tease.