In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best wool puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Wool you be-ewe-tifully entertained with these puns?
1. Ewe can’t pull the wool over my eyes, I see right through ewe.
2. I’m not a baa-d pun maker, I’m a baa-rilliant one.
3. Ewe must be feeling sheepish because these puns are shear brilliance.
4. Let’s shear these puns and wool you over with laughter.
5. Ewe’ve goat to be kidding me, these puns are top notch.
6. These puns are wooly great, don’t ewe think?
7. Ewe were born to appreciate these puns, wool you?
8. It’s time to stop wooling around and enjoy these puns.
9. Ewe can’t resist the urge to chuckle at these hilarious wool puns.
10. I lamb all my best puns on wool, it’s just so fluffy and funny.
Laugh until ewe can’t take it anymore: the best wool dad jokes
1. Why did the sheep go to the hair salon? To get a baa-d haircut.
2. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa.
3. How do sheep stay warm in the winter? They wear their wool sweaters.
4. Why did the farmer bring a ladder to the barn? To shear the high sheep.
5. What did the mama sheep say to her disobedient lamb? “You’re going to be in baa-d trouble.”
6. Why was the sheep always in a rush? Because it had a lot on its plate… of grass.
7. How do sheep greet each other in the morning? “Wool you be my baa-ffle buddy?”
8. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
9. Where do sheep go to get their hair styled? The baa-bershop.
10. Why did the sheep go on strike? It was fed up with being fleeced.
Get ready to wool with laughter with these hilarious wordplays
1. Ewe’ve goat to be kidding me, these puns are amazing.
2. I wool never get tired of these puns, they’re too baa-rilliant.
3. Let’s wool the world over with laughter with these puns.
4. These puns are shear genius, don’t ewe think?
5. It’s no baa-g deal, these puns are just too good.
6. We need to wool up these puns, they’re too funny to miss.
7. I sheepishly admit, these puns are making my day.
8. Ewe can’t resist a good pun, especially when it’s about wool.
9. Let’s turn up the volume and wool with laughter with these puns.
10. I’m on cloud nine with these wool puns, they’re making me feel sheepish.
From shear hilarity to wooly good times: the funniest wool puns
1. Why did the sheep get a ticket? For baa-d parking.
2. What do you call a sheep who plays guitar? A baa-roque star.
3. How do sheep keep in touch? They send fluffy mails.
4. What did the sheep say to the other sheep at the party? “Fleece to meet you.”
5. Why did the sheep go to outer space? To find the black wool hole.
6. When do sheep go to bed? When it’s time to hit the hay.
7. What do you call a sheep magician? Baa-dabra!
8. Why was the sheep wearing sunglasses? It was feeling a little sheepish.
9. How do sheep go on vacation? They take a ewe-turn trip.
10. What did the sheep say when it got lost? “I’ve gone off the baa-ten path”
Feeling sheepish? These wool puns will have you laughing in no time
1. Why did the sheep go to the cinema? To see the latest baa-llbusters.
2. What do you call a sheep with no ears? Anything you want, it can’t hear ewe.
3. How do sheep greet each other? They say “Wool you be my baa-ffle buddy?”
4. Why did the sheep start a band? It had a lot of baa-sic talents.
5. What do you call a sheep at the North Pole? Lost.
6. Why did the sheep stay in bed all day? It was feeling a little sheepish.
7. How do you make a sheep stop biting? Pull the wool over its eyes.
8. What did the sheep say to the dog? “Baa-rk, I’m not interested.”
9. Why did the sheep bring a ladder to the party? To do some baa-llet dancing.
10. How do sheep solve their problems? They wool their way through it.