In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best rainy day puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
“Rainy Day Puns That Will Make You Shower with Laughter”
1. I’m singing in the rain, just ’cause I’m no drizzle.
2. Raindrop, drop top, making puddles non-stop.
3. The weather today may be gloomy, but my puns are a ray of sunshine.
4. Why did the umbrella break up with the raincoat? It couldn’t handle the commitment.
5. The thunderstorm was the electrician’s favorite weather – it really sparked his interest.
6. It’s raining cats and dogs out there, I hope I don’t step in a poodle.
7. Why did the cloud break up with the rain? It felt like it was getting mistreated.
8. The rain was so soothing, it really made me dew-lly happy.
9. The rain was so heavy, it made even the umbrella feel over-parasol-med.
10. When it rains, it pours! But don’t worry, I’m here to sprinkle some laughter your way.
“Drip, Drip, Hooray! The Best Rainy Day Dad Jokes”
1. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? They’re shellfish.
2. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
3. Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything – even rain.
4. How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter!
5. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear.
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
8. The math book always looked sad because it had too many problems.
9. I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
“Wordplay Forecast: A Deluge of Hilarious Rain Puns”
1. Why do cows have bells around their necks? Because their horns don’t work!
2. What vitamin helps with math problems? Vitamin B-12.
3. I started a band called 1023MB. We don’t have any gigs yet.
4. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
5. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they always use honeycombs!
6. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead.
9. I used to be a shoe, but I lost my sole.
10. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
“April Showers Bring May Flowers, But These Puns Bring the Fun”
1. What’s a raindrop’s favorite game? Puddle jump!
2. Racecar spelled backwards is racecar, just like racecar driving in reverse is racecar driving.
3. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball.
4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
5. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet – I don’t know y.
6. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
7. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-VEST-igator.
8. You can’t trust atoms – they make up everything!
9. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent!
10. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek competition, but it’s going to take time. Good players are hard to find.
“Don’t Rain on Our Parade: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Rainy Day Puns”
1. What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear!
2. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
3. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
4. I’m starting a new business making chickens out of paper. I’m calling it “Poultry and Motion.”
5. When it rains cats and dogs, be sure not to step in a poodle!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
8. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
10. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.