In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best therapy puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Therapy Puns That Will Have You Feeling Punny-ched Up
1. I asked my therapist for a pun about therapy, but he said it was too Freudian slip.
2. Why did the therapist break up with the electron? It had too much potential.
3. My therapist told me to write letters to the people who hurt me. I guess that’s what you call stamp therapy.
4. Why did the therapist carry a red pen? To draw boundaries.
5. The therapist asked me why I keep avoiding my problems. I said, “I’m not avoiding them, I’m just in denial.”
6. Did you hear about the therapy group that met in a haunted house? They were feeling ghost-traumatic stress.
7. My therapist asked me if I have trouble making decisions. I said, “Well, yes and no.”
8. Why did the therapist go broke? He couldn’t stop Freudian slipping.
9. Why did the therapist bring a ladder to the session? He wanted to help me raise my self-esteem.
10. My therapist said I have a tendency to catastrophize. I think it’s a pun-problem.
Dad Jokes That Will Cure Your Unhappiness: Therapy Edition
1. My therapist told me to embrace my inner child. So I bought a trampoline.
2. Why did the therapist bring a mirror to the session? To show me my feelings reflect reality.
3. My therapist recommended writing a joke book to deal with my anxiety. So far, it’s a best-seller… in my mind.
4. What do you call a therapist who loves to garden? A shrub-therapist.
5. My therapist said I have trouble expressing my emotions. I told her I’ll fax them over.
6. Why did the therapist become a baker? She wanted to help people rise.
7. My therapist recommended I try laughter therapy. It’s a real knee-slapper.
8. Why did the therapist choose a career in music therapy? She wanted to help people find their harmony.
9. My therapist recommended I try painting to deal with my stress. So now I’m feeling canvas-ed.
10. Why was the therapist always calm in emergencies? Because he kept his cool.
Getting Through Tough Times with Therapy Wordplays
1. My therapist asked me how I can manage my stress. I said, “I’ll sleep on it.”
2. Why did the therapist become a chef? To help people find their recipe for happiness.
3. My therapist told me to embrace change. So now I’m hugging my WiFi router.
4. What’s a therapist’s favorite kind of music? Psy-chotherapy.
5. The therapist asked me how I cope with rejection. I said, “I just Netflix and spill.”
6. Why did the therapist take up astronomy? To help people find their inner star.
7. My therapist recommended that I try hydrotherapy. Now I’m all washed up.
8. Why did the therapist become a lifeguard? To help people stay afloat.
9. My therapist suggested I try yoga. Now I’m feeling zen-tastic.
10. What do you call a therapy session on a boat? No ocean-therapy.