In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best blizzard puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Snow laughing matter: The top blizzard puns that will have you in stitches
1. Why did the snow-person ask for a raise? Because they were freezing their assets off!
2. What do snowmen like to do on the weekends? Chill out and relax!
3. How do blizzards keep in touch? They send snow-mails!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
5. Why did the snowflake break up with the ice cube? It just wasn’t their type!
6. How does a snowman get around? By riding an ‘icicle!
7. What do you call an old snowman? Water under the bridge!
8. Why didn’t the snowman want to play cards with the other snowmen? They all ended up getting frostbitten!
9. How do you organize a space party for snowmen? You planet!
10. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
Chillingly funny: The ultimate list of dad jokes to make light of a blizzard
1. Why do snowmen bring brooms to blizzards? To sweep away the competition!
2. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
3. I used to be a snowman, but I melted under the pressure!
4. Why was the snowman named Frosty feeling down? He had the winter blues!
5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
6. How do snowmen get around town? By icicle!
7. Why did the snowman bring a stick to the dance? He wanted to show off his slick moves!
8. How did the snowman travel through the blizzard? By snowmobile!
9. Why did the snowman go to therapy? He had too many issues piling up!
10. Why do snowmen make terrible salesmen? They’re always giving cold calls!
Let it snow: Puns that will have you cracking up during a winter storm
1. Why did the snowman smile during the blizzard? He never lost his cool!
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog? Frostbite!
3. How do snowmen stay warm in the blizzard? They become chili connoisseurs!
4. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
5. Why don’t snowmen ever have hot beverages? They’ll always melt them before they can enjoy them!
6. How do snowmen communicate during a blizzard? By snow signals!
7. Why do snowflakes never break the law? They always stick together!
8. What did one snowman say to the other? Do you want to build a snowman?
9. Why did the snowman bring a ruler to the blizzard? To measure the snowfall!
10. How do snowmen make decisions? They take a chill vote!
Ice, ice, baby: Hilarious wordplays to get you through a blizzard
1. What do snowmen use to keep warm in the blizzard? Electric blankets!
2. What do you call a snowman’s favorite type of music? Cool jazz!
3. How did the snowman stay cool during the blizzard? He had a frosty attitude!
4. Why did the snowman visit the art gallery during the blizzard? He wanted to see some ice-pieces!
5. How do snowmen prefer to travel in the blizzard? By sleigh ride!
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? Frostbite!
7. Why do snowmen always carry a map during the blizzard? They like to stay frost-savvy!
8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An icebreaker!
9. Why did the snowman apply for a job as a weatherman? He had a cool demeanor!
10. How did the snowman win the talent show during the blizzard? He had some ice-breaking moves!
Snow way you won’t laugh: The best funny puns to brighten a snowy day
1. Why did the snowman wear a scarf to the blizzard? He wanted to stay warm and toasty!
2. What do snowmen eat for breakfast during a blizzard? Ice Krispies!
3. How do snowmen stay in shape during the blizzard? By doing frostbites!
4. What do snowmen do when they get lost in the blizzard? They snow-compass the area!
5. Why did the snowman go to the party? He heard it was going to be a blizzard of fun!
6. How do snowmen like their coffee during the blizzard? Ice-cold!
7. Why did the snowman become an artist? He had a flair for snow-ture!
8. What do snowmen use to clean their houses during the blizzard? Brrr-mops!
9. How do snowmen measure success during the blizzard? By the snow-heights they reach!
10. Why did the snowman go to school? He wanted to become a snow-scholar!