In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best italian puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Pasta-la vista, baby: The funniest Italian food puns
1. I’m penne-ting my hopes on this pasta dish to be a great success.
2. What did the spaghetti say to the macaroni? “You’re strong to have so many curls!”
3. I’m not gnocchi-ng your cooking skills, but this dish needs some work.
4. I cannelloni imagine life without Italian food puns.
5. Let’s make a toast… with garlic bread!
6. What do you call an Italian astronaut’s favorite food? Space-getti.
7. I’m fettu-cute for Italian cuisine.
8. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the pasta sauce!
9. My favorite Italian dish is probably spaghetti and meat-balls.
10. I’m a pasta-holic – I can’t control my noodle cravings!
Say cheese: Cheesy Italian puns that will make you smile
1. This cheese is so gouda, I can’t brie-lieve it!
2. I camembert to see you so blue, let’s cheddar some laughs together.
3. What’s the most famous Italian cheese? The big Romano.
4. I’m feeling bleu without your cheesy puns!
5. Why did the provolone refuse to melt? It had too much crust issues.
6. This mozzarella pun is grate!
7. I’m feeling feta up with all these cheesy jokes.
8. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi!
9. Let’s parmesan friends forever.
10. I’m so fondue of you, my love.
That’s amore: Romantic Italian puns to make your amore laugh
1. You’re the ravioli to my heart!
2. I love you from my head tomatoes.
3. You cannoli be the one for me.
4. I cannelloni imagine life without you by my side.
5. Let’s make beautiful music together… just like spaghetti and meatballs.
6. You’re the macaroni to my cheese.
7. I’m so fond of you, I can’t espresso my feelings enough.
8. Let’s toast to love… with a glass of Chianti.
9. Mamma mia, I can’t resist your charm!
10. You’re the pesto to my pasta!
Ciao bella: Clever wordplays and puns in Italian
1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
2. I saw an Italian chef at the gym. I guess he was working on his muscles marinara.
3. The Italian chef was fired. They said he refused to pasta sauce.
4. I’m feeling quite ricotta today!
5. I’m prosciutto try out some new Italian recipes.
6. You’re a pizza my heart, amore.
7. Why do Italians hate timepieces? They pasta time too quickly.
8. What do you call a magic owl? Hoot-ini.
9. I’m feeling calzonely without you.
10. I’m always willing to risotto the occasion for a good Italian pun!
From A to Ziti: A hilarious collection of Italian dad jokes
1. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
2. I’m so pasta-tive that I can make these puns all day.
3. Italian puns are grate, I can’t resist making more.
4. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the pasta sauce!
5. Why did the pizza maker bring string to the party? In case he needed to tie the dough.
6. I’m a fungi, I love mushroom jokes.
7. What’s an Italian’s favorite kind of magic? Parmesan!
8. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
9. I tried to make a pizza joke, but it was too cheesy.
10. I cannelloni laugh at these puns all day!