In this very funny pun article, we have come up with and collected the best january puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
New Year, New Pun: The Best January Puns to Start the Year Off Right
1. I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it – no “resolutions” for me this January!
2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
3. January is like Monday, nobody likes it, and it never seems to end!
4. I was going to make a joke about the cold weather, but it would be too chilling.
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
6. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
7. I would tell you a Fibonacci joke, but it’s probably as bad as the last two you heard combined.
8. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
9. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
10. Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
Laughing Through the Winter Blues: Hilarious January Dad Jokes
1. What do you call someone who can’t stick to their New Year’s resolutions? A re-solution-ist!
2. Why do birds fly south for the winter? It’s faster than walking!
3. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
4. Dad, will you make me some breakfast? Poof! You’re breakfast!
5. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
6. Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months!
7. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
8. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
9. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
10. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
Snow Kidding Around: Funny Winter Puns for a Chilly Month
1. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
2. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball!
3. How do you unlock a snowman? Use a “snow”-key!
4. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
5. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
6. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!
7. I’m making a snowman, but he’s flaky and in a bad mood. He’s a “snow”manic!
8. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell carrots?”
9. Why are math books always unhappy? Because they have too many problems.
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Ringing in the Laughter: Top January Jokes to Brighten Your Day
1. Winter is like a credit card, you get the bill in January.
2. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
3. What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren!
4. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
5. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent!
6. I went to buy some camo pants, but couldn’t find any.
7. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
8. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
9. Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
10. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up!
Frosty Fun: Witty and Clever Pun-ny Phrases for January
1. I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
4. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
5. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
6. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
7. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
8. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
9. Why are math books always unhappy? Because they have too many problems.
10. Why did the math teacher go to the beach? To test the water!